I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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