btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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