look no pants
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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