The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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