Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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