She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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