doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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