dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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