yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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