I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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