Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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