you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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