you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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