I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize