It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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