check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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