never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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