I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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