It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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