we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
