What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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