wanna go halves on a baby?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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