Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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