i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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