? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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