You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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