I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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