Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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