Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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