I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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