You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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