he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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