He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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