I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm always down for nudity.
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