I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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