About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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