Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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