Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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