THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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