One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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