i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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