who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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