is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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