Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My feet surprised me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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