That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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