sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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