Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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