My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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