you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
