how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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