omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
