I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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