i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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