Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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