Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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