69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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