i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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