is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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