when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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